1 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:20,540 Wow. Migye di sɛ wɔwɔ ha. 2 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,060 Yɛma wo akwaaba ba Golden Chamber Spa no mu. Meyɛ Carol. 3 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,060 Ɛbɛyɛ sɛ woyɛ Roseanne ne Jackie? 4 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,780 Aane. Woanya biribi a wobɛnom? 5 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:32,460 Yeah, na air conditioner a ɛwɔ yɛn cab no mu no yɛ wɔabɔ no akuturuku. Oh, onipa. Ná ɛyɛ nnam araa ma, me 6 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,000 bɛyɛ twee akyi nkongua no nyinaa fii adi me ne me. 7 00:00:37,269 --> 00:00:42,770 Dɛn nti na yɛnhwɛ wo mu, yɛnhohoro, . na mɛhyia wo wɔ fam ha ama wo 8 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,290 nhwehwɛmu a wɔyɛ. Yama, bag ahorow no. 9 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:49,570 Na so wubetumi de yɛn abɛn soda no afiri a wɔde yɛ adwuma? 10 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,530 Me ho fifiri te sɛ mprako, ma 'am. 11 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:04,690 Minim sɛ eyi yɛ fɛre kakra, nanso me ɛsɛ sɛ wohu baabi a ɔhaw no wɔ. 12 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:09,830 Roseanne, dɛn ne eyi wɔ ha akyi? 13 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:14,930 Oh, yie, ɛno yɛ dowager's hump. Pii pii Europa Apuei Fam mmea mu no wɔ bi. 14 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,430 Minni bi. 15 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:20,170 Ɛte saa efisɛ mebubuu wo de no bere a wo na wɔyɛ kakraa bi. 16 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:25,010 Wo ho ayɛ wo ti nhwi koraa ankasa, ɛnte saa? 17 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:30,790 Wiɛ, mesusu sɛ ɛyɛ kɛkɛ, wunim, ɛyɛ ɔkwan bi so a ɛyɛ den na ɛyɛ sum, enti ɛte sɛ nea 18 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,510 pii wɔ hɔ. Ɛsɛ sɛ wohyɛ bikini wax a wɔde hyɛ mu ntɛm ara. 19 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:35,930 Meyi m’asen daa. 20 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:38,670 Mitumi hu nnuadewa no. 21 00:01:43,130 --> 00:01:46,370 Jackie, wo ti nhwi yɛ teateaa. 22 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:50,570 Ntini a ɛwɔ ntini no mu no asiw. Ntini mu nkyerɛwee ne rough. 23 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:52,350 Mepa wo kyɛw paa. 24 00:01:54,370 --> 00:02:00,730 Na Roseanne, mehu grey pii na n’awiei a wɔapaapae mu. Na nea ɛrekɔ so wɔ ho 25 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:01,730 aniwa a ɛyɛ fɛ? 26 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,420 Mebɔɔ mmɔden sɛ mɛsɔ pilot kanea no nea etwa to dapɛn biara. 27 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,540 Wo honam ani yɛ fĩ. 28 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,940 Ebinom akuru, mɛkamfo akyerɛ sɛ a anim a wɔde hwɛ da biara da. 29 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:21,160 Ɛyɛ soronko, nanso wo honam ani hwɛbea nso yɛ soronko. 30 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,680 Jackie na ɔkyerɛwee. 31 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,420 Okay, yeah, skin a awu pii wɔ eyi so anim. 32 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,200 Na saa aniwa bag ahorow no nso. 33 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:32,960 Wow. 34 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:42,620 Okay, next skin no nyɛ den. Ɛwɔ pii elasticity kakraa bi. 35 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,900 Wo de no yɛ nea ɛyɛ mmerɛw sen dodow no ara. Me nnyɛ saa nokwarem no, nea wobɛkamfo akyerɛ wɔ ha. 36 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,460 Wiɛ, ebia ɛsɛ sɛ yɛboaboa yɛn bag ahorow ano kɛkɛ na kɔ fie. 37 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:53,740 Yɛwɔ ade bi a efi France ampa. 38 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:57,640 Ɛyɛ asen mu aduru, nanso misusuw saa anka wo kɔn bɛbua. 39 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 Jackie na ɔkyerɛwee. 40 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:10,710 Wo nufu yɛ oddly shaped na nso nketewa ma wo nipadua. 41 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,630 Mepa wo kyɛw paa. 42 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:23,550 Na, Roseanne, wo derriere no ayɛ bɔne wɔ mu hia a ehia sɛ wɔsan yɛ no foforo 43 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:24,550 ne lift a wɔde ma nneɛma so. 44 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:30,650 Misusuw sɛ ebia yɛn na yɛdɔɔso sen biara nnipa a wɔn ho yɛ abofono a woabɔ mmɔden pɛn 45 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,710 ɛnte saa? 46 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,680 Yɛn mmu atɛn. Yɛda no adi na yɛsa yare. 47 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:36,900 Ɛno ne nea yɛyɛ wɔ ha. 48 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,920 Enti, Jackie, dɛn nti na wonhuruw nkɔ soro wɔ sakre na yɛbɛsɔ wo boasetɔ ahwɛ. 49 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,160 Yoo. Na, Roseanne, yɛbɛsusu wo nipadua mu srade. 50 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:22,390 Nea enkum yɛn no na ɛreyɛ yɛn a ɛyɛ den sen biara. 51 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:28,030 Yɛbɛtena hɔ akyɛ asen saa ɔfasu kɛse a ɛsen biara wɔ China. 52 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:31,030 Oh, saa rap a wɔde sanku bɔ no. 53 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:37,990 Sɛ ade biako wɔ hɔ a manya a bere a meretwɛn me kwan no, . 54 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:43,730 ɛyɛ sɛ wɔ nyankontɔn hann biara mu no, . nanso wunya owia bi nso. 55 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:46,110 Ɛbɛma yɛayɛ papa. 56 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,910 Yeah, me nnyɛ dating. 57 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,960 Dabi, Cleo, mawu. 58 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,580 ɛsɛ sɛ mframa ntumi nkɔ mu. 59 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:22,220 Gap spaces ne openings renyɛ saa wɔma ho kwan. 60 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,580 Enti eyi tew awuduru no nyinaa ho, ɛnte saa? 61 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,820 Ɛnyɛ ahotew ara kwa. 62 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:36,020 Wɔde a karka a wonnyae fa mu 63 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,020 honam ani hwɛbea no. 64 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,300 Me ho yeraw me, Roseanne. 65 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,840 Ta -ta! 66 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:49,320 Anyɛ yiye koraa no, meda so ara tumi keka me nsateaa. 67 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,460 Woyɛ mmerɛw. 68 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,700 Twe! 69 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,300 Okay, . 70 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,540 seesei mintumi nhome. 71 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:04,620 Pɛpɛɛpɛ! Afei wobɛte nka sɛ ɛyɛ wo yaw. Ɛno kyerɛ sɛ awuduru no yɛ 72 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,200 aguan a woguan fi ahotew ho. 73 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,680 Ɛno akyi no, bɔ amanneɛ kyerɛ wɔn a wɔreguare no. 74 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,620 na ɔnka saa asɛm no mfaa ɛyɛ akisikuru. 75 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:36,520 Wiɛ, efi saa bere no, minhuu asɛm a enye koraa ebia Janet Reno na ɔyɛ saa. 76 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,860 Ɛno na ɛrebɔ wɔ abɔso no ase. 77 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:43,300 Na Ms. Reno pow nneɛma a me wɔkamfo kyerɛ. 78 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:45,920 Te sɛ Tommy Lee Jones ne James ara pɛ Woods na ɛyɛ. 79 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,920 Wiɛ, yɛbɛtɔ wo nneɛma. 80 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,120 Oh, yeah, yɛbɛnya wo nneɛma nyinaa. 81 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,400 Oh, eye. 82 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,680 Wo pores no ayɛ ma. 83 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,220 Oh, ɛne dɛn? 84 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,160 Mporoporowa. 85 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,440 Ɛno nti na w’anim yɛ mmerɛw na akuafoɔ -te sɛ. 86 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,960 Wodi kyiisi pii. Nufusu biara nni hɔ. 87 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,720 Wunim, ntini a ɛwɔ anim no na ɛkyerɛkyerɛ anim no mu. 88 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,500 Wɔyɛ nsuten nketewa a ɛtwetwe nsu nwura a efi nipadua no mu, na ɛtɔ mmere bi a 89 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:26,560 asubura no mu siw. Na ɛno ne nea ma wo ntini a ɛwɔ wo ntini mu no yɛ kɛse. 90 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,420 Nkwammoaa akɛse ma anim yɛ te sɛ nea wabrɛ na nguan. 91 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,220 Dɛn ne ɛno? 92 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,919 Ɛyɛ ade a wɔde yi nneɛma fi mu. Ɛyi fi hɔ akisikuru, akisikuru, ne nea ɛkeka ho. 93 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,460 Ow! Baako. 94 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,280 Ow! 95 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,320 Me deɛ, ɛsɛ sɛ me peel off eyi kɛkɛ anim a ɛwɔ soro. 96 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,980 Mekamfo kyerɛ sɛ wɔmfa acid peel nyɛ. 97 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:50,730 Michael Jackson ka ne ntam kɛkɛ. Oh, . ɔwɔ honam ani hwɛbea fɛfɛ. 98 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,460 mo baanu nyinaa wɔ calorie 800 a ɛyɛ katee yiye so aduan a wodi. 99 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,920 Wiɛ, wunim dɛn? Mepɛ sɛ meyɛ saa nim nea Carol redi anadwo yi. 100 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,160 Ka kyerɛ me. 101 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,440 Ka kyerɛ me! 102 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:40,439 Ma 'am, mesrɛ wo. 103 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,440 Dessert da so ara wɔ hɔ. 104 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:09,300 ma yɛn pizza wɔ ha wɔ simma 30 mu. Dabi, . nnyɛ saa. So wunfi ase saa. 105 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,800 Me deɛ, mɛnya pepperoni pizza mmienu ne pepperoni pizza abien a wɔde ahyɛ so foforo. 106 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:19,560 Roseanne, worennya saa asɛm no ntwam da awɛmfo wɔ ɔpon no ano. 107 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,020 Oh, yeah, mɛyɛ, ɛfiri sɛ wobɛyɛ distract the guy, na mɛbɔ no akuturuku 108 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,020 hump. 109 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,340 Roseanne na ɔkyerɛwee. 110 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:32,840 Tie, sɛ wo ne me nni hɔ a, ɛnde wo ne me sɔre tia. Wubetumi ayɛ. Nnipa 111 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,500 betumi akɔ ɔsram biako a wonni aduan. 112 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,240 Yeah, ɛfiri sɛ wɔyɛ nkwaseafoɔ. 113 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,000 Mihia aduan. 114 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,260 Ek gaan dit nie maak nie, Jackie. 115 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:30,509 van proteïen. 116 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:31,510 Boontjie ham! 117 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:34,510 Haai. 118 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,470 Hallo. Wil jy saam met aandete eet ek vanaand? 119 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,370 Nee, maar kan ek jou aandete eet? 120 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,770 Laat weet my wanneer jy die laaste man op is aarde. 121 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:50,310 Kom, kom ons skuifel terug kamer toe en slaap voor middagete. 122 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,470 Miskien sal ons gelukkig wees en dood inval ons slaap. Nou sien, hier is ons in 123 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:54,550 moeilikheid. Hier kom die stapleier. 124 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,590 Verskoon my, dames. 125 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:08,170 Goed, wel, ja, ons gaan ophou die staptog. Ja, ek is nogal verbaas oor jou 126 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,170 dit so ver gemaak het. 127 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:13,330 Wat is dit veronderstel om te beteken? 128 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:18,150 Wel, regtig 'n vrou van jou grootte moet nie soveel spanning op haar plaas nie 129 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,870 Sê jy dat ek dit nie kan voltooi nie stap? 130 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:28,030 Ek sê net dat nie almal was nie bedoel om fiks te wees. Wel, ek is fiks. 131 00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:32,330 Ja, reg, en ek is die wêreld wat boks Raadsliggewigkampioen. 132 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,710 jou teef. 133 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,250 Jackie. Wat? 134 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:50,610 Daar is nog 'n eekhoring en ek is nie laat hierdie een wegkom. 135 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,170 O my God. 136 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:59,530 En reik vorentoe tot die vingerpunte van jou linkerhand. 137 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:03,330 Laat sak die regterskouer onder jou bobeen. Reik jou regterhand tussenin 138 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,109 jou bene. 139 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:07,470 Draai jou linkerarm om jou lyf met jou regterhand. Gryp aan jou linkerkant 140 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:12,250 pols. Asem in. Lig die bors weg van die stertbeen. Asem uit. Druk die arm 141 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,250 reguit. Maak jou bors oop na die lug. 142 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,790 Dit is nie menslik nie. 143 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:22,810 Ek het gedink joga gaan oor reefer en Ravi Shankar. 144 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,870 En nou terug op jou boude. 145 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:29,530 Druk die linkerhak vorentoe. En met albei hande, lig die voet. 146 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,920 oor jou kop. 147 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,040 Hallo, Piet. 148 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:44,760 Ek haat dit om jou te steur, maar ek het 'n paar openinge vir vorige lewe 149 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,080 terapie indien iemand belangstel. 150 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:52,060 Ek dink op hierdie stadium sal ek vrywillig wees vir laboratoriumtoetse. 151 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:11,450 vir 'n persoon om die realiteit van te bevraagteken vorige lewens. Laat ons dus begin deur te skud 152 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:16,210 uit ons onsekerheid en twyfel. Net skud daardie kosmiese puin af. 153 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,280 in hierdie leeftyd met hierdie struikelblokke. 154 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:03,680 Jy met die oogsak en jy so onaangenaam vet. 155 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:11,320 Laat ons dus begin deur die lug in te asem deur 156 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:17,420 ons oogappel en dit af te bring in ons diafragma. 157 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,260 Volg net ek en Yama. 158 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,520 Ek het nie 'n dooi gehoor nie. 159 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:30,740 Asem in. 160 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,300 Ontdooi! Baie mooi. 161 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:42,460 Gaan nou net voort met daardie sagte asemhaling in stilte en maak jou oë toe. 162 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:49,640 En weet dat wat ons lewe noem, ons het ervaar baie keer in die 163 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,640 verlede. 164 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,620 Stel jou voor in die natuur. 165 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,160 Daar is 'n yskas voor. 166 00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:04,810 Aan die ander kant lê 'n leeftyd jy het nie in besoek nie 167 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:05,890 baie jare. 168 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:09,030 Gaan voort, meisie. 169 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:12,030 Gaan oor die brug. 170 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:21,750 Ha-ha! Daar is sy. Xena, die vegter prinses. 171 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,190 Kry haar! 172 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,880 jy moenie meisies slaan nie. 173 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,160 Zantepi, ek moes hierdie manne geken het was by jou. 174 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,200 undefined 175 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,800 undefined undefined 176 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:27,080 undefined undefined 177 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:34,360 undefined undefined 178 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,940 undefined 179 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:42,360 undefined undefined 180 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,360 undefined 181 00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:57,530 undefined undefined 182 00:18:57,530 --> 00:19:01,070 undefined undefined 183 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,370 undefined undefined 184 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:06,330 undefined 185 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,310 undefined 186 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,809 undefined 187 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:11,810 undefined 188 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:15,530 undefined undefined 189 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:30,300 undefined undefined 190 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:36,620 undefined undefined 191 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:40,520 undefined undefined 192 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:46,840 undefined undefined 193 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,379 undefined 194 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:50,700 undefined undefined 195 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,620 undefined 196 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,260 undefined 197 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,810 undefined undefined 198 00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,070 undefined undefined 199 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,150 undefined 200 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:13,230 undefined undefined 201 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,550 undefined 202 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,990 undefined undefined 203 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:23,530 undefined undefined 204 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,810 undefined undefined 205 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,130 undefined 206 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,170 undefined 207 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,430 undefined 208 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:45,070 undefined 209 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:51,550 undefined undefined 210 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,790 undefined